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Which Apocalypse Will Be The Most Fun?
The world is ending in just two days. If you don’t believe me, ask your local TD. They will assure you that the there is no impending apocalypse, that you should just go about your business, act normal and not go wild and start stealing plastic cups from Lidl. Which is why you should … Continue reading
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So, you’re finally here, in college. With your head held high and your hips thrusted out to emphasize the socks stuffed down your underwear, you stride proudly onto your new turf. You’re ready to assert yourself, to get some bitches, hoes and maybe even some women while becoming Supreme Ruler of College. There’s … Continue reading
Since the dawn of time, characters in games have operated differently to those in the real world. They don’t feel the need to eat, sleep, or write pointless blogs that no one is reading. However, sometimes you just have to talk a hard, critical look at a game, harder than any sane person would ever … Continue reading
Oh hey, didn’t see you come in there. As you may or may not be aware, I’ve recently started a blog, which will mainly cover films, games, TV and my public descent into madness. Many of the posts may be mildly humorous, while others may actually be serious and require real work. All will be … Continue reading
